You Are a Ghost. (Sign Here Please) Read online

  Then he stopped.

  “I have just remembered I’ve forgotten something,” he said cheerily, and turned around and dashed back.

  ((Author’s Note: In accordance with protocol, I am by statute required to inform you that you are about to receive a message that this is the end of the book.

  This is the end of the book.

  Finis.

  You are about to receive a message about receiving a message from the author.

  A message from the author will follow on the next page.))

  Message to the Reader

  First of all, the next books in the You Are Dead series are now out! Read You Are Doomed. (Sign Here Please), and, after that, You Are Undead (Sign Here Please).

  Next, allow me to say that there are fundamentally two types of people who read the original book in the series, You Are Dead. (Sign Here Please): 1) those who thought it was funny and 2) those who now want to do me serious bodily harm. If you have read You Are A Ghost. (Sign Here Please), I can only assume you fall into the former category, and I hope you enjoyed the sequel just as much as the original. If for some reason you belong to the latter category of readers, I imagine you have been whipped into a murderous rage by now. If so, you should know that I am a large, terrifying, heavily armed man, but if you insist on coming after me, you can call on me at my residence in Dead Donkey, Nevada.

  For those of you who enjoyed the book and are not actively trying to hurt me, I sincerely hope you will review this book and share it with your friends. I rely on writing for my income, and I have struggled to get the word out about my novels, and just a little help from you could mean worlds to me. Since reviews are my only potential source of feedback, I also find them invaluable for my future writing.

  I have written a large number of other books, some comedic, some serious. They are all available on Amazon and other online retail outlets, and you can find them by searching my name.

  Best,

  --Andrew Stanek

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